Logan's gay

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

I? Everett

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Will nearis is here! Get it

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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