Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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A gay man watches football.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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rent a cops

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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