What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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