- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

save me from the nothing ive become

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

its funny cuz i laughed!

I will create more jobs for americans

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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