- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Shea's sty....

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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