Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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THE GAME

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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