A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -6

THe Election

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops