- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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