knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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