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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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