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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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