get in the car.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What can fly? Lots of things

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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7+5=12

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Anti Joke

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