what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Praise Paisley

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Your mam is so fat.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

You

wanna here a joke? you.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

its funny cuz i laughed!

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