- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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