Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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retard

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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