- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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