- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

whos district champs not JM

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!