What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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I am very humble.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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