- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Girls soccer

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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