Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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weston cage

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Roses are red.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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KOOKABURRA

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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