"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Gale swallows.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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