what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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nick toth

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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