What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Chikin nuggets

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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