- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A Woman out of the kitchen

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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