What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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