- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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