Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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