Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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