A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what the hell happened to your face

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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