What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Who wants $300? Me too.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

roses are red violets are blue

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

feminists.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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