- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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