- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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