A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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a man walked into a bar....

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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John Cena

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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