- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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