- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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