What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

where is the world?

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

No soap radio

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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