Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Gale swallows.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Anti Joke

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