Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A seal walks into a club...

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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