Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Anti Joke

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