Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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