- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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