what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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