How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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FIRE!!

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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