- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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