- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

Sarah Palin

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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