what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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