What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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