My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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womens sports...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Knock knock

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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