What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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whats black. an african american person

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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