- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

whats black. an african american person

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Dick Chaney

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

What rhymes with you? You.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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