- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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