What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Boom.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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penis

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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