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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Women's Rights

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women's rights

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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japan4.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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