Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Dylan Eichas

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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make me a sandwich!

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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