What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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