what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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???????????? WTF?

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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