All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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my bubbles!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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