vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What is Ash gray Battleship gray Black Blue-gray Cadet gray Charcoal Cool gray Davy's gray Payne's gray Gunmetal Silver Slate gray Taupe Purple taupe Medium taupe Rose quartz Taupe gray Timberwolf WhiteApple green Asparagus Bright green Cal Poly Chartreuse Dark olive green Dark spring green Dartmouth green Fern green Forest greenGreen Green-yellow Harlequin Honeydew Hunter green India green Islamic green Jungle green Lawn green LimePhthalo green Pigment green Pine green Pistachio Sea green Shamrock green Spring bud Spring green Teal Yellow-greenAlice blue Aqua Aquamarine Celeste Cerulean Cyan Electric blue Jungle green Magic mint MintAir Force blue Air superiority blue Alice blue Azure Baby blue Bleu de France Blue Blue-gray Bondi blue Brandeis blueAmethyst Byzantium Cerise Eggplant Fandango Fuchsia Heliotrope Indigo Lavender blush Lavender (floralblack gray silver white maroon red purple fuchsia green lime olive yellow navy blue teal aqua a List that you just spent 5 min reading

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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