What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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smug face >:}

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

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