Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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whats forever alone me

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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hi hi strager danger

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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