Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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make me a sandwich!

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smug face >:}

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Anti Joke

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