Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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I've got a boner

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What?

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poop.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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