Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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david weres the slug gone

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Face Hunter is scum

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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