- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Woman rights.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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